Ten Things That I Need To Do Before the End of the World

Harold Camping and his minions predict that tomorrow, May 21, 2011, a catastrophic earthquake will destroy the world.

Here's a list of things that I need to do before it all ends.

1.)  Take out trash.

2.)  Take my medication

3.)  Get laid.

4.)  Read the Bible

5.)  Take a shower

6.)  Call grandma, (awww do I have to do that?!?)

7.)  

Feel the emotions of exposing myself on public transportation.

8.)  Watch Nine To Five one last time.

9.)  Dig into my secret stash of Four Locos.

10.)  Sing "Let's Have A Party" one last time.